24 thoughts we had about the first teaser for The Moment, starring Charli XCX

8. “How does it feel to have claimed a whole summer?” First it was Barbie, then it was Charli, next summer it’s…me? Anything could happen! – E.S.

9. I’ve googled to see if this was pulled from a real Stephen Colbert interview, and it seems as though he staged a fake show to interview Charli’s alter-ego. I’m so glad Colbert gets the vision. – H.J.

10. Okay, thank you for that due diligence, Hannah! I was just wondering the same! – E.S.

11. As someone with zero poker face, I often wonder what I would do if 1) I became famous, and 2) a fan gave me an ugly portrait they’d made. Unlikely, but good to be prepared just in case. – H.J.

12. All of us should flail in sequins more often, as a society. – E.S.

13. Is there anything more glamorous than being chauffeured around on a golf cart? Studies say no. – H.J.

14. Is it officially too late for me to get a “365 partygirl” T-shirt? Has the culture moved on? I mean, I fully cried when Lorde brought Charli out at her show at the Kia Forum last month, so clearly I haven’t. – E.S.

15. A brief clip, but Charli seems to be skewering celebrity credit card partnerships at the 0:58 second mark. She made up a fake bank, Howard Stirling, so—fear not—no financial institutions were harmed in the making of this film. Phew!!! – H.J.

16. The way I would do literally anything for any credit card company for a not-even-that-impressive amount of money if I became famous… – E.S.

17. Kylie Jenner????? – H.J.

18. Same Q. – E.S.

19. Charli, PLEASE, enough with this strobe effect, I BEG!!! – H.J.

20. I get that it goes with the whole club-kid theme, but I can’t say that I care for it either, TBH. – E.S.

21. They tease a real stacked cast here, with Kate Berlant and Alexander Skarsgård among them. But the one that really caught my eye is Jamie Demetriou, whom Fleabag fans will remember as “Bus Rodent.” – H.J.

22. Oh, wow, I did not clock that. – E.S.

23. In theatres January 30th! Wow, love a theatrical release! – H.J.